Support the Troops

My 3 year old t-shirt with the slogan "Support the Troops: Bring them home" is getting worn out before it is getting irrelevant. So what are some snotty new slogans?

"Support the Troops: Send them to Iran"
"Support the Troops: Send them to Crawford"
"Support the Troops: Send them Food"
"Support the Troops: Send them Water"

Now for ones that represent actual U.S. government policy:

"Support the Troops: Leave them in the desert to get shot at and bombed"
"Support the Troops: No timetable"
"Support the Troops: No honorable discharge if you speak the truth about the war"
"Support the Troops: Diplomacy is for wimps, not chickenhawks"

And the worst one of all:

"Support the Troops: Send weapons to Sunni insurgents"