Virtually Unemployed

Recipe for joining the private sector:

1. Say something incredibly ridiculous, suggesting that one is unqualified for the job one is holding (and has held for over four years?!)

2. Lay low for a few weeks or months.

3. Resign during a holiday week.

Of course, most people have no idea who Fran Townsend is (me included, really), and have forgotten her Ricean phrase, "virtually impotent", rashly uttered in reference to OBL on the sixth anniversary of his nonapprehension. However, my blogging about it did generate the ort of publicity that this woeful blog has received.